Okay, so on one minor level, that's what it's about. On the major level, however, what is the main focus of this video? DICK, DICK, DICK. It's acres, yards, feet and inches of glistening, pulsating, pumping, throbbing, penetrating, vibrating, thrumming, spurting, splattering, and juicy joints. If you are among the orally fixated, or just love dudes who are and like to watch, then Joe Gage (back in his Mac Larsen days) made this movie just for you. There is abso-fuckin'-lutely nothing else in this film besides gratuitous cocksucking, so if that bores you silly, move on. By twos, by threes, in groups, in daisy chains, in bunks, on the floor...it's an almost non-stop suck-a-thon. At no given time does it matter who is doing what to whom, as long as everybody gets done. And get done they DO.

So to sum up, take the group sequence from any one of Joe's movies, add some clever costuming, a few visuals and all the dick-draining action you can stand. Spread over just shy of an hour, and you have OIL RIG 99. Sound good to ya? Go for it.